Not being talented, I'd try to try hard. But since I'm lazy, I only try...
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Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Reach a score of 10,000
While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
Complete the game
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